nick fury: hey i just met you
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
nick fury: so call me maybe
I WONDER HOW PISSED SAM WOULD GET IF HE WENT JOGGING WITH BUCKY AND STEVE
"ON YOUR LEFT!"
"ON YOUR RIGHT!"
I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses