geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

(via justanothercarelessshipper)

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

edacsac-asudem:

obani:

I love tumblr because we have inside jokes with like thousands of people.

• Cousin Matt
• Sea Pancake
• Moon Moon

I love you guys

try explaining these to a non-tumblrian 

i always end up laughing my ass off while they just stare at me uncomfortably

(via aussiegrl303)

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via avengingthecola)

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

(via gaystiel)

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: oneoftheherondales, via aussiegrl303)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

(via iwholockavatardis)

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(Source: scienceing, via run-clara-oswald)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via imraisingyoufromperdition)

lesbionage:

hinkelvinkel:

when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work

but it’s not

And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005

(Source: tosaunterisparisian, via aussiegrl303)

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

(Source: riddlemetom, via audoxographist)